SAN FRANCISCO, JULY 31, 2000 - Al Gore and George Bush were spotted kissing in the back of a bar in the Castro district after dark, according to reliable sources. A bartender who asked to identified as "Hot In Pink" said that he discovered the couple purely by chance when he went to make sure that there were enough condoms in the dispenser by the telephone. A barfly who confirmed Hot In Pink's story says that the presence of innumerable Budweiser bottles and Marlboro cartons gave them away."I mean, really. No self respecting queer would drink Bud! In this town it's Anchor or Sierra only, darling."